The other day when I tweeted my distaste for the latest Kylie Minogue single (a form of sacrilege in some circles) one of my followers replied with one of my least favorite phrases: “We’re going to revoke your gay card.” Not only is this trite rejoinder (thanks to Ellen DeGeneres, we’ve been joking about earning toasters for nearly 15 years now) but it maintains the illusion that one must like...