The prosecution: RonnieLuna is always on our mattress at night, and I think it’s gross. She’s got a dog bed downstairs I’ve just bought a house and my girlfriend Tilda stays over most nights with her little dog, Luna. I like Luna a lot. She’s a Jack Russell terrier and very friendly. She is allowed anywhere in the house – except, if I had it my way, the bed. Tilda disagrees. I haven’t had a...